Something New Every Day

Stories and essays on identity, creative thought, and everyday common sense.

Do I look stupid is not a real question

There are a number of questions you will hear throughout your life that are not really questions at all because if you answer the question with anything except NO, you’re putting yourself in imminent danger.

Examples.

When either of your parents ask. “Do I look stupid?”

When your partner asks. “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” Or “is she prettier than me?”

“Were you talking about me behind my back?”

“Tell me everything?”

“Go on, tell me once more about what you do?”

I’m sure you get the picture, if you have some questions you don’t answer, please leave them in the comments section below.

I’ll leave you with a quote that’s quite appropriate.

“Speak only if your words are more beautiful than your silence.” -Anon


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