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BREAKING NEWS: Local Man Decides on Vanilla Ice Cream Instead of Chocolate

In a stunning turn of events that has captivated the local community, John Smith, a resident of Springfield, made an unexpected decision at his neighbourhoods ice cream parlour yesterday afternoon. After several minutes of intense deliberation, Smith opted for a scoop of vanilla ice cream instead of his usual chocolate.

Eyewitnesses at Sweet N Treats Ice Cream Shop reported seeing Smith visibly torn between the two classic flavours. “It was really tense,” said Emily Brown, a fellow customer. “You could see the struggle in his eyes. We were all on the edge of our seats.”

Smith, known for his unwavering loyalty to chocolate, left many in shock. “I’ve always known John as a chocolate guy. You’d think he could have got a flake at the very least. ” said his best friend, Mark Johnson. “This changes everything.”

Local media outlets rushed to the scene, with reporters jostling for a comment from Smith. In an exclusive interview, Smith revealed his thought process: “I just felt like trying something different today. It wasn’t an easy decision, but sometimes you need to shake things up a bit.”

Social media exploded with reactions, with #VanillaGate trending within minutes. Opinions were divided, with some praising Smith’s bold choice, while others expressed their dismay. “How could he betray chocolate like this?” tweeted @ChocoLover88.

In related news, sources confirm that Smith later added sprinkles to his vanilla scoop, a move that has further fueled public interest and debate.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

P.S. The news is full of stories that should be fact checked.


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